tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post5068736815955519310..comments2008-04-18T15:40:45.185-05:00Boyda Blochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05317404171733424841noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-91821995543141575852008-04-18T15:40:00.000-05:002008-04-18T15:40:00.000-05:002008-04-18T15:40:00.000-05:00My name's Lynn Jenkins, and I know none of you have ever heard of me, but I'd really like to go to the United States Congress.<BR/><BR/>No, I don't have an opinion on SCHIP. Really, I'm not all the firm on immigration (but I know I don't want employers held accountable for hiring illegals..that's just silly), and I'm pretty much sure I want to increase taxes for Social Security.<BR/><BR/>Also, I'm pro-choice and have spent years cultivating the "moderate" label...until know, of course, because I'm running for Congress, and I'd like you all to know I"m a real "conservative" now.<BR/><BR/>But I'm still pro-choice. And only anti-tax sometimes....and...um...<BR/><BR/><BR/>Vote for me?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-29965771609483139192008-04-18T14:39:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:39:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:39:00.000-05:00I just got a message from my campaign manager, Patrick Leopold. He just told me that ProKanDo and George Tiller have both just sent me $2,300 checks. I'm so tickled!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-28529241004861105102008-04-18T14:34:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:34:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:34:00.000-05:00Aw, I wish you could all see this...my daughter just texted me a picture of a kitten in a basket with underwear on it's head.<BR/><BR/>I mean...just....aww....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-92232270107733161902008-04-18T14:32:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:32:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:32:00.000-05:00(shit, shit, shit...these aren't the right notes....shit, shit shit, shit)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-44659033724798964842008-04-18T14:31:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:31:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:31:00.000-05:00Holy smokes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-46617429640519161052008-04-18T14:28:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:28:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:28:00.000-05:00Really, should business owners be held accountable for hiring illegal immigrants? I mean, is that really fair? <BR/><BR/>Shouldn't those illegals be policing themselves?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-68133445452776797622008-04-18T14:27:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:27:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:27:00.000-05:00If I told you all I've voted to increase taxes, oh, a half dozen times, will fewer of you give me money when we're done today?<BR/><BR/>Yes? OK, then I won't tell you that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-65603659817931502512008-04-18T14:25:00.001-05:002008-04-18T14:25:00.001-05:002008-04-18T14:25:00.001-05:00So this fetus walks into Tiller's clinic...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-47673304313519769982008-04-18T14:25:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:25:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:25:00.000-05:00I just can't get over the fact the President gave me a nickname- you can all call me Lil' Grins, too, if you want.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-66570181381081890982008-04-18T14:24:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:24:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:24:00.000-05:00AFP? I thought this was WISH List!<BR/><BR/>Gee whiz I'm silly!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-1781173513694823722008-04-18T14:21:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:21:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:21:00.000-05:00"Read my lips, no new social security taxes."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-46114626389843790642008-04-18T14:20:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:20:00.000-05:002008-04-18T14:20:00.000-05:00Thought bubble: "OK, things not to tell them 1) I want to raise social security taxes. 2) I don't want to punish employers who hire illegal immigrants 3) I'm pro-choice. I can remember this. I can do it. I won't tell them."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-48988481621186154902008-04-18T13:51:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:51:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:51:00.000-05:00(Just picture them all naked Lynn, you can do this....no, they can't tell you're a RINO just by looking at you....breathe deep...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-19263289774769917072008-04-18T13:50:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:50:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:50:00.000-05:00..and I give you my word, I will not raise taxes at all...ever...well, I mean, usually I won't raise taxes... Unless we need to...I mean, sometimes you just have to raise taxes. Oh, its just a little tax hike, nobody will notice. <BR/><BR/>Damn, who knew running for congress was so tricky...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-69970025761456267602008-04-18T13:47:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:47:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:47:00.000-05:00I mean, really...what good can the government do with money? As is see it- and I am a CPA, you know, the government just can't do anything good with money...ever.<BR/><BR/>Outside of putting criminals to death and preventing gays from getting married. I mean, that's just obvious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-84697616645128042872008-04-18T13:46:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:46:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:46:00.000-05:00could someone get me a box?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-4870402638419217272008-04-18T13:45:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:45:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:45:00.000-05:00So....who hates government growth?<BR/><BR/>(Yay!)<BR/><BR/>So....who wants to cut spending for vital services?<BR/><BR/>(Yay...wait...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-24994878728244307102008-04-18T13:43:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:43:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:43:00.000-05:00Did you hear the one about the washed up former congressman trying to win his old seat back?<BR/><BR/>Well, let me tell you, it's a freakin' ri....oh, hi Jim...I didn't see you there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-49225663215272804722008-04-18T13:41:00.001-05:002008-04-18T13:41:00.001-05:002008-04-18T13:41:00.001-05:00hehehehe - my hand gets all blurry like when I do this... heheheeheAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-25731362048414081642008-04-18T13:41:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:41:00.000-05:002008-04-18T13:41:00.000-05:00Seriously, folks, when i said i wasn't going to increase taxes what I meant to say was I was only going to increase good taxes...<BR/><BR/>Golly, is this thing on?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com