tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post5933751213933331568..comments2008-04-13T14:38:13.751-05:00Boyda Blochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05317404171733424841noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-58568304198885282822008-04-13T14:38:00.000-05:002008-04-13T14:38:00.000-05:002008-04-13T14:38:00.000-05:00"Holy smokes, Mr. President!! Is that a codpiece in your pocket, or are you just <I>really</I> happy to see me?"miss anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-29648869914995930682008-04-12T08:51:00.000-05:002008-04-12T08:51:00.000-05:002008-04-12T08:51:00.000-05:00Heh, you see my daddy always told me if I signed my name so that no one could read it, nobody would be able to tell that I couldn't spell real good.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-89095207670615761002008-04-11T15:57:00.000-05:002008-04-11T15:57:00.000-05:002008-04-11T15:57:00.000-05:00(guy on the far right)<BR/><BR/>DAAAMN...that's what i call one hott state treasurer!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-83313458611821008772008-04-11T15:38:00.000-05:002008-04-11T15:38:00.000-05:002008-04-11T15:38:00.000-05:00C'mon Patrick, you can come up with a better caption than "So, if I may summarize, it appears she's short, she smiles a lot, is good with numbers, and speaks with the language of someone who grew up on a farm in the 2nd District of Kansas. I guess that makes her unfit for office?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-87794165391772774392008-04-11T14:09:00.000-05:002008-04-11T14:09:00.000-05:002008-04-11T14:09:00.000-05:00funny..the person who came in to complain didn't talk about the quotes that make Lynn out to be a rubber stamping Republican yes-woman.<BR/><BR/>i wonder, why?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-44022009376140496322008-04-11T14:07:00.000-05:002008-04-11T14:07:00.000-05:002008-04-11T14:07:00.000-05:00<I>So, if I may summarize, it appears she's short, she smiles a lot, is good with numbers, and speaks with the language of someone who grew up on a farm in the 2nd District of Kansas. I guess that makes her unfit for office?</I><BR/><BR/>lighten up, jenkyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-37180372326724257322008-04-11T13:46:00.000-05:002008-04-11T13:46:00.000-05:002008-04-11T13:46:00.000-05:00So, if I may summarize, it appears she's short, she smiles a lot, is good with numbers, and speaks with the language of someone who grew up on a farm in the 2nd District of Kansas. I guess that makes her unfit for office?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-21544642194690148242008-04-11T13:24:00.000-05:002008-04-11T13:24:00.000-05:002008-04-11T13:24:00.000-05:00You're doing a heckuva job, Jenky.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-7863665377999994242008-04-11T11:32:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:32:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:32:00.000-05:00Lynn, i gotta tell ya. You've got a career in federal politics- heck, even in my administration. <BR/><BR/>I can see you indicted with the best minds of our generation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-42477067636389715532008-04-11T11:23:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:23:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:23:00.000-05:00LYNN: Golly gee Mr. President, I'm just pleased as punch to meet you. Holy Smokes this is the best day of my life.<BR/><BR/>BUSH: And people say my vernacular is annoying.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-14643796381113472852008-04-11T11:20:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:20:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:20:00.000-05:00Heh. Little Grins.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-84573081944028153212008-04-11T11:18:00.001-05:002008-04-11T11:18:00.001-05:002008-04-11T11:18:00.001-05:00i just did some quick calculation in my head, Mr. President, and it cost the taxpayers $336,000 for you to fly here to Kansas.<BR/><BR/>My point? I'm good with numbers. *Giggles*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-4160778489075830332008-04-11T11:18:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:18:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:18:00.000-05:00President singing in his head "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto....."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-91630950954146301142008-04-11T11:16:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:16:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:16:00.000-05:00Secret Service man in the far back with sunglasses "I was never here"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-43299498353700610642008-04-11T11:15:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:15:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:15:00.000-05:00Is that the auto-sig? Damn.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-68143032479056575892008-04-11T11:14:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:14:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:14:00.000-05:00Dude on the right "I thought we were for Ryun"<BR/><BR/>guy in the middle "We are. How'd she get out here?"<BR/><BR/>Dude on the right "No idea. The President is going to have our heads."<BR/><BR/>Middle guy "I know, she'll probably start using this on her website."<BR/><BR/>Dude on the right "Good thing we have FISA, we can just make her disappear, right?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-53718352352287096082008-04-11T11:13:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:13:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:13:00.000-05:00Sir, i'm just so impressed with the way you've squandered our international good will...it only took you 7 years to do what previous presidents worked generations to build!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-82904714241363192592008-04-11T11:11:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:11:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:11:00.000-05:00<EM>No Mr. President I can't let your hand go yet because I need you to make me relevant.</EM><BR/><BR/>President: "Now, ma'am that is something you're going to have to talk to the Lord about..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-87036078261685262722008-04-11T11:10:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:10:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:10:00.000-05:00"Now listen up, little lady. We're you're going to be something when you grow up."<BR/><BR/>"Sir, I'm 44."<BR/><BR/>".....well, then keep on...trying."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-23052214105821312822008-04-11T11:09:00.001-05:002008-04-11T11:09:00.001-05:002008-04-11T11:09:00.001-05:00No Mr. President I can't let your hand go yet because I need you to make me relevant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-71789174315950447402008-04-11T11:09:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:09:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:09:00.000-05:00President: "Well, howdy there, where are your mommy and daddy?"AllyKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01278761276512979861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-5767375340485417912008-04-11T11:08:00.001-05:002008-04-11T11:08:00.001-05:002008-04-11T11:08:00.001-05:00Naw, she can't be an elf...her ears aren't pointy enough.<BR/><BR/>She's a leprechaun.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-91396984441473540952008-04-11T11:08:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:08:00.000-05:002008-04-11T11:08:00.000-05:00dude in the middle "Bro, did you just grab her ass?"<BR/><BR/>Guy behind Lynn "Tried to. But its a ways down there"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-43620921145828289102008-04-11T11:06:00.002-05:002008-04-11T11:06:00.002-05:002008-04-11T11:06:00.002-05:00Lynn singing: "we represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094655863406788825.post-21354771878385081812008-04-11T11:06:00.001-05:002008-04-11T11:06:00.001-05:002008-04-11T11:06:00.001-05:00Oh, Mr. President! I'm so sorry I won't get to be a rubber stamp for you after I'm in Congress!<BR/><BR/>I'll try to keep your vision of a cripple America in my heart, though, sir!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com