Sir, i'm just so impressed with the way you've squandered our international good will...it only took you 7 years to do what previous presidents worked generations to build!
So, if I may summarize, it appears she's short, she smiles a lot, is good with numbers, and speaks with the language of someone who grew up on a farm in the 2nd District of Kansas. I guess that makes her unfit for office?
So, if I may summarize, it appears she's short, she smiles a lot, is good with numbers, and speaks with the language of someone who grew up on a farm in the 2nd District of Kansas. I guess that makes her unfit for office?
C'mon Patrick, you can come up with a better caption than "So, if I may summarize, it appears she's short, she smiles a lot, is good with numbers, and speaks with the language of someone who grew up on a farm in the 2nd District of Kansas. I guess that makes her unfit for office?"
Heh. You're a short person.
ReplyDeleteI'll call you "Little Grins"
Guy on the right: Is she an elf?
ReplyDeleteOh, Mr. President! I'm so sorry I won't get to be a rubber stamp for you after I'm in Congress!
ReplyDeleteI'll try to keep your vision of a cripple America in my heart, though, sir!
Lynn singing: "we represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild..."
ReplyDeletedude in the middle "Bro, did you just grab her ass?"
ReplyDeleteGuy behind Lynn "Tried to. But its a ways down there"
Naw, she can't be an elf...her ears aren't pointy enough.
ReplyDeleteShe's a leprechaun.
President: "Well, howdy there, where are your mommy and daddy?"
ReplyDeleteNo Mr. President I can't let your hand go yet because I need you to make me relevant.
ReplyDelete"Now listen up, little lady. We're you're going to be something when you grow up."
ReplyDelete"Sir, I'm 44."
".....well, then keep on...trying."
No Mr. President I can't let your hand go yet because I need you to make me relevant.
ReplyDeletePresident: "Now, ma'am that is something you're going to have to talk to the Lord about..."
Sir, i'm just so impressed with the way you've squandered our international good will...it only took you 7 years to do what previous presidents worked generations to build!
ReplyDeleteDude on the right "I thought we were for Ryun"
ReplyDeleteguy in the middle "We are. How'd she get out here?"
Dude on the right "No idea. The President is going to have our heads."
Middle guy "I know, she'll probably start using this on her website."
Dude on the right "Good thing we have FISA, we can just make her disappear, right?"
Is that the auto-sig? Damn.....
ReplyDeleteSecret Service man in the far back with sunglasses "I was never here"
ReplyDeletePresident singing in his head "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto....."
ReplyDeletei just did some quick calculation in my head, Mr. President, and it cost the taxpayers $336,000 for you to fly here to Kansas.
ReplyDeleteMy point? I'm good with numbers. *Giggles*
Heh. Little Grins.
ReplyDeleteLYNN: Golly gee Mr. President, I'm just pleased as punch to meet you. Holy Smokes this is the best day of my life.
ReplyDeleteBUSH: And people say my vernacular is annoying.
Lynn, i gotta tell ya. You've got a career in federal politics- heck, even in my administration.
ReplyDeleteI can see you indicted with the best minds of our generation.
You're doing a heckuva job, Jenky.
ReplyDeleteSo, if I may summarize, it appears she's short, she smiles a lot, is good with numbers, and speaks with the language of someone who grew up on a farm in the 2nd District of Kansas. I guess that makes her unfit for office?
ReplyDeleteSo, if I may summarize, it appears she's short, she smiles a lot, is good with numbers, and speaks with the language of someone who grew up on a farm in the 2nd District of Kansas. I guess that makes her unfit for office?
ReplyDeletelighten up, jenky
funny..the person who came in to complain didn't talk about the quotes that make Lynn out to be a rubber stamping Republican yes-woman.
ReplyDeletei wonder, why?
C'mon Patrick, you can come up with a better caption than "So, if I may summarize, it appears she's short, she smiles a lot, is good with numbers, and speaks with the language of someone who grew up on a farm in the 2nd District of Kansas. I guess that makes her unfit for office?"
ReplyDelete(guy on the far right)
ReplyDeleteDAAAMN...that's what i call one hott state treasurer!
Heh, you see my daddy always told me if I signed my name so that no one could read it, nobody would be able to tell that I couldn't spell real good.
ReplyDelete"Holy smokes, Mr. President!! Is that a codpiece in your pocket, or are you just really happy to see me?"
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