Friday was a crazy busy day so sadly we couldn't post a pic for the caption contest. So we offer this one in hopes we can all join in for some Monday fun!
(Two guys in the back) Guy #1: "Do you know who she is? Guy #2: "I dunno" Guy #1: "She seems way too happy" Guy #2: "I just wish she'd let my wife leave so we can get to the early bird special at Annie's"
Yes ma'am, it is sad. I would absolutely be frowning if I still could. The thing is, I paid my plastic surgeon a lot of money for this grin, and unfortunately I can't get rid of it.... even when it's completely inappropriate.
I vant to suck your blooood!
ReplyDeleteGo grease lightning you're getting free campaign ads. Grease Lightning - go grease lightning!
ReplyDeleteHISSSSSSSS!
ReplyDeleteNo, lady, you'll promise to vote for me or I won't let you leave.
ReplyDeleteI said, "No!"
Did I get it? Do I have anything stuck there?Ddid I get it? No more spinach right? Little piece of pepper?
ReplyDelete(the old lady sez...)
ReplyDeleteThe glare, it's so bright....
I'm BLIND!
"What do you mean you already sent money to Nancy Boyda?
ReplyDelete"What do you mean you can't see any difference between the two of us?"
"Lynn, you're hurting my arm..."
Old lady:
ReplyDelete"So, Ms. Jenkins, what do you think about SCHIP? Illegal Immigration? the War in Iraq? Taxes? Healthcare?"
Lynn:
"*giggle* Gee whiz, granny, you ask hard questions!"
(Two guys in the back)
ReplyDeleteGuy #1: "Do you know who she is?
Guy #2: "I dunno"
Guy #1: "She seems way too happy"
Guy #2: "I just wish she'd let my wife leave so we can get to the early bird special at Annie's"
Blade: Remember what we told you. You keep your eyes open. They're everywhere.
ReplyDelete"Drop it like it's hawt! No . . . really. . . do it, right now, drop it like its hawt!"
ReplyDeleteAren't you just a precious little treasurer! Yes you are! Yes you sure are!
ReplyDeleteSo precious!
(the lady in the back on the right)
ReplyDeleteShe didn't even leave me a damn tip!
Clearly someone missed the recent Buffy reunion...
ReplyDelete"Oh where'd I put that riding crop?"
ReplyDeleteThe old dudes in back:
ReplyDelete"So we either get a used up runner or a wannabe Hell's Angels Chick to be our candidate for Congress? God, I love our odds..."
Oh I'm so glad you liked my speech! Would you like to check my cheek pouches for any unclaimed property you might have?
ReplyDeleteYou're right- I am proof little people can be successful in life.
ReplyDeleteOh, be careful! She bites!
ReplyDeleteMy goodness...she really is a robot!
ReplyDeleteWhat does the treasurer do? Well, silly, that's easy!
ReplyDeleteUm....
You see, the state has a budget, right?
Golly, this is hard to explain to someone who isn't a CPA. No offense.
A lightweight? Well, thank you, but we're not here to talk about my figure.
ReplyDeleteYes ma'am, it is sad. I would absolutely be frowning if I still could. The thing is, I paid my plastic surgeon a lot of money for this grin, and unfortunately I can't get rid of it.... even when it's completely inappropriate.
ReplyDelete"See how big my smile is going to be on election night when I send Nancy Boyda back to working for the large pharmaceutical companies."
ReplyDelete"Yeah!! Governor Sebelius was telling me this story about how she can't stand Nancy Boyda."
ReplyDeleteI would like to extend a special welcome to the blog from Lynn Jenkins' staff. We're excited to have you participating in the fun!!
ReplyDeleteHayley told me I can't say holy smokes anymore, that it's not cool? Do you still think I'm cool, grandma?
ReplyDeleteNot Jenkins staff here ...... Just a supporter of her being the next Congresswoman from the Second District of Kansas
ReplyDeletewe're glad you read us :-)
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