After a week of Jenkins-related news, we're back again today with a Jenkins-related photo for your captioning pleasure. This week, a picture of Lynn Jenkins speaking at the Americans for Prosperity summit- you know, AFP are those folks who are virulently opposed to government spending...
Just thought it was a fun poke at Jenkins' hypocrisy.
Enjoy!
If anyone has any pictures of Lynn or Jim that they'd like to see featured here, e-mail us at boydabloc@gmail.com
Friday, April 18, 2008
Lynn Jenkins Photo Caption Contest #3
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Seriously, folks, when i said i wasn't going to increase taxes what I meant to say was I was only going to increase good taxes...
Golly, is this thing on?
hehehehe - my hand gets all blurry like when I do this... heheheehe
Did you hear the one about the washed up former congressman trying to win his old seat back?
Well, let me tell you, it's a freakin' ri....oh, hi Jim...I didn't see you there.
So....who hates government growth?
(Yay!)
So....who wants to cut spending for vital services?
(Yay...wait...)
could someone get me a box?
I mean, really...what good can the government do with money? As is see it- and I am a CPA, you know, the government just can't do anything good with money...ever.
Outside of putting criminals to death and preventing gays from getting married. I mean, that's just obvious.
..and I give you my word, I will not raise taxes at all...ever...well, I mean, usually I won't raise taxes... Unless we need to...I mean, sometimes you just have to raise taxes. Oh, its just a little tax hike, nobody will notice.
Damn, who knew running for congress was so tricky...
(Just picture them all naked Lynn, you can do this....no, they can't tell you're a RINO just by looking at you....breathe deep...)
Thought bubble: "OK, things not to tell them 1) I want to raise social security taxes. 2) I don't want to punish employers who hire illegal immigrants 3) I'm pro-choice. I can remember this. I can do it. I won't tell them."
"Read my lips, no new social security taxes."
AFP? I thought this was WISH List!
Gee whiz I'm silly!
I just can't get over the fact the President gave me a nickname- you can all call me Lil' Grins, too, if you want.
So this fetus walks into Tiller's clinic...
If I told you all I've voted to increase taxes, oh, a half dozen times, will fewer of you give me money when we're done today?
Yes? OK, then I won't tell you that.
Really, should business owners be held accountable for hiring illegal immigrants? I mean, is that really fair?
Shouldn't those illegals be policing themselves?
Holy smokes!
(shit, shit, shit...these aren't the right notes....shit, shit shit, shit)
Aw, I wish you could all see this...my daughter just texted me a picture of a kitten in a basket with underwear on it's head.
I mean...just....aww....
I just got a message from my campaign manager, Patrick Leopold. He just told me that ProKanDo and George Tiller have both just sent me $2,300 checks. I'm so tickled!
My name's Lynn Jenkins, and I know none of you have ever heard of me, but I'd really like to go to the United States Congress.
No, I don't have an opinion on SCHIP. Really, I'm not all the firm on immigration (but I know I don't want employers held accountable for hiring illegals..that's just silly), and I'm pretty much sure I want to increase taxes for Social Security.
Also, I'm pro-choice and have spent years cultivating the "moderate" label...until know, of course, because I'm running for Congress, and I'd like you all to know I"m a real "conservative" now.
But I'm still pro-choice. And only anti-tax sometimes....and...um...
Vote for me?
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