We're runnin' low on pictures again, so if any of you lovely readers can come through with a couple again that'd be lovely.
On to today's fun:
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Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted to be a member of Congress, but she was thwarted in her run by a men old washed-up man who just wouldn't sit down and let her have her way.
OK, who knows what "thwarted" means?
LYNN: Golly gee boys and girls, I wrote you this really big check over here, so I need you to have your mommies and daddies vote for me, OK?
CHILD #1: Who are you?
CHILD #2: Teacher, why does this lady talk so funny?
CHILD #3: My ears hurt!!
My mommy told me to ask you why you take money from babykillers.
Once upon a time an abortionist lived in a deep dark place in the forest.
But he wasn't so bad...after all, he gave me money!
Once upon a time a state representative sold her soul in an effort to get a higher office.
Her curse? She could never be allowed to complete the term of office she was elected to, forever forced to skip out on her constituents before her term was up.
It was her constant sorrow.
Alright kids, Billy ponied up the big check. Did anyone else bring big checks today? No? Alright, then, bla bla bla, they lived happily ever after, the end.
Lets get out of here.
Little girl: "what's an independent expenditure?"
Little Boy "My Grandpa Jim says you can't run fast"
SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! Those ads from American Century were perfectly legal!
Once upon a time a lovely CPA became the treasurer of a magical land.
But she wanted to be more.
She wanted to be a princess.
OMG! THAT is hilarious ...
Dr. says you need to reduce your coffee intake by half and simmer down. Find a happy place :) And stop using other companies to do your ads for you.
So...um...who wants a voucher?
Once upon a time there was a politician who just wouldn't give up!
She was so tenacious!
She was brave and principled and just so, so perfect for Kansas!
NO, BILLY, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NANCY BOYDA!
SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!
"...and that's how she came to be known as Princess Lil' Grins.
The End."
No, Jimmy, I don't actually make money...no, that's the Mint, not the treasury...no, i don't actually do anything with the money...no, it's really important to have a CPA as treasuruer because....ah....
oh, just listen to the damn story.
LYNN: There once was a boy named Jose...
CHILD #1: Are his parents in the country illegally because you refused to hold their employers accountable?
LYNN: Now children, listen to the story. This boy lived in a magical place...
CHILD #2: Good thing you aren't in Congress. Otherwise, his parents probably would have aborted him.
LYNN: CHILDREN!
CHILD #3: Teacher, where's Jim Ryun. We want a real conservative.
Does everyone like teapots? Jim Ryun loves teapots so much he voted to spend money to build a home just for teapots. Isn't that fun?
The Jenkins Camp has arrived folks!
Teapot Museum vs. Baby Killing
One of these things is excusable. Let's have a contest to figure out which one.
I vote for the Teapot Museum. It's got a nice ring to it.
But, if you are Nancy Boyda, the baby killing has to be the excusable one.
Once upon a time a woman decided to do a job totally out of her depth, and decided to, in an attempt to feed her own ambition, screwed her people and her party.
gee, all this attention paid to 'ol "lil' grins", from what I understand from this blog she has 0 chance of winning the primary and as this blog has also pointed out, she's short, which is of course an automatic disqualification from congress, so...why do we pay any attention to her?
Lord, child, this was supposed to be funny. If you don't think it's funny, that's fine...but "all this attention paid" was funny.
Also, have you never been here before? This blog beats up Jim Ryun just as much as they beat up Lynn Jenkins. Welcome, and have fun!
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