Friday, May 2, 2008

Photo Caption Contest: Vice Presidential Edition

For your captioning pleasure:

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Meh meh-meh jim ryun meh meh

Anonymous said...

Thanks for havin' me, Jim- you were the only one who would.

Anonymous said...

Vice President Cheney...you're model of secrecy in government is how I live my life! Thank you for inspiring me!

Anonymous said...

Jim: Wow, it's such an honor to have The Dark Lord himself. Wait till I show Ann this picture.

Dick: Ya, ya, ya. Let's get this over with so I can take your soul and get out of her.

Jim: Yes, Dark Lord.

Anonymous said...

Ryun: "Thank you for coming, Mr. Vice President!"

Cheney: "Fuck you."

Anonymous said...

Jim, I am your father. Search your feelings, Jim, you know it to be true.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Vice President, do you really think it was wise to bite the head off that chicken right before you reminded them to vote for me?

Anonymous said...

There ya go, Congressman.... ah.... congressman....tiahrt? No? Shit, sorry.

Anonymous said...

Cheney: What day is it?

Ryun: Right this way Vice-President, your sensory deprivation chamber is stage right.

Cheney: Christ I've soiled myself!

Anonymous said...

What?! No photos of Nancy Boyda with Nancy "The Joker" Pelosi? I mean, she's getting thousands of dollars from her and the DCCC Frontline program (unofficially of course) and votes with her 95% of the time!
BTW-I am continually amazed at these photo caption contests. I keep think the Left is smarter than it is and this is the best you can do? Bear down, people. Dazzle us with something clever.

Anonymous said...

simmer, friend, simmer.

Watch it, or we'll ask Jim get ask Cheney to take you duck hunting.

Anonymous said...

"Jim, I sure hope this helps, because if those damn Democrats get in, we won't be able to invade Iran like we talked about."

"Don't worry, sir, Nancy Boyda won't be able to beat me...not after you came and visited. Kansas loves you!"

Anonymous said...

Jim: Sir, please don't tell them that i was good friends with Mark Foley. It's nothing like that you know, I'm not gay or anything. No sir, that's a sin against God. Yup, I'm no sinner. Just friends with Mark Foley. What are you trying to insinuate!? I am a man of God!

Dick: Jim. I didn't say anything.

Jim: Oh. My apologies.

AllyK said...

"Owe! Mr. Vice President, you're squeezing too hard"

Anonymous said...

lol...you stole mine, ally!

"STOP IT IT HURTS!"

Anonymous said...

"Ryun, what the hell have you done to these people? The hate you more than they hate me."

"Beats me, Dick- I haven't been in town for months."

Anonymous said...

So this coat is real poor people hair? It's so soft!

Anonymous said...

Is this a gun under your sleeve Cheney?

Anonymous said...

Have you been working your biceps Dick? It feels so hard and masculine like. Dick laughs Penguin laugh...

Anonymous said...

so is your safe really "man" size?

Anonymous said...

i love photo caption day. it should come everyday.

(i'm totally serious...this is like the highlight of my friday)

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