In honor of both the President's newly abysmal polling numbers, and to the fact Jim Ryun and Lynn Jenkins both still want to be seen in his company, we have today's photo caption contest.
(We know it isn't the best picture ever...but we trust in your creativity!)
Friday, May 16, 2008
Photo Caption Contest: Presidential Edition
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Lynn in the background:
"If I wasn't so short! Scottie, get me a ladder...OK...hand me the sign...do you think they can see it on TV?"
Lynn Jenkins: Always right behind George W. Bush, always trailing Jim Ryun.
George Bush thought bubble:
"Damn...who even is this guy? Why the fucked did they send me to Kansas? Aren't people required to vote for Republicans here?
"Heh...that's a good idea!"
Jim Ryun thought bubble:
"Gosh, I'm sure to win now!"
Ryun: "Why Mr. President! Did you just goose me!?"
"Folks we have a trifecta with Little Grins bringing up the rear"
You know, Jim, I'm sure glad i had the chance to come to Nebraska and help ya out?
What's that now?
Lynn Jenkins...drifting off into the background...
"It was on this day that Treasurer Lynn Jenkins was left behind with only a sign.... and a step stool... RIP, Lynn for Congress... RIP"
Jim: "Its moments like this that I remember I'm a Congressman!"
(a step stool...i love it!)
*Jim Ryun whispering*
George? When will all these scary people leave?
Sorry about that...deleting a failed attempt at posting a hyperlink.
-BB
"I'm Jim Ryun, and I approved of this President."
Damnit, Scott! You said I'd be tall enough if i got on your shoulders!
Stand on that chair!
On Ryun's other hand....
"And this is my little friend Mr. Head - Mr. Head this is Mr. President"
Mr. Head: "Well howdy do Mr. President"
President: "Jim... I can see your lips moving..."
Dumb and Dumber
Bush thought bubble:
"Fuck...we're losing in Kansas....KANSAS of all places...how many more years of this do i have?
I wonder if I can president from Crawford from now on...."
"Is it pat or grasp the rear end that means good job?"
Bush thought bubble:
"I wish Lil' Grins would stop jumping up and down with that damn sign.
I knew I shouldn't have given her a nickname."
Bush thought bubble:
"I wish that Boyda chick was still a Republican...she's a lot foxier than this stiff.
"Heh. Stiff."
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