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Friday, May 16, 2008

Photo Caption Contest: Presidential Edition

In honor of both the President's newly abysmal polling numbers, and to the fact Jim Ryun and Lynn Jenkins both still want to be seen in his company, we have today's photo caption contest.

(We know it isn't the best picture ever...but we trust in your creativity!)

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lynn in the background:

"If I wasn't so short! Scottie, get me a ladder...OK...hand me the sign...do you think they can see it on TV?"

Anonymous said...

Lynn Jenkins: Always right behind George W. Bush, always trailing Jim Ryun.

Anonymous said...

George Bush thought bubble:

"Damn...who even is this guy? Why the fucked did they send me to Kansas? Aren't people required to vote for Republicans here?

"Heh...that's a good idea!"

Anonymous said...

Jim Ryun thought bubble:

"Gosh, I'm sure to win now!"

Anonymous said...

Ryun: "Why Mr. President! Did you just goose me!?"

Anonymous said...

"Folks we have a trifecta with Little Grins bringing up the rear"

Anonymous said...

You know, Jim, I'm sure glad i had the chance to come to Nebraska and help ya out?

What's that now?

Anonymous said...

Lynn Jenkins...drifting off into the background...

Anonymous said...

"It was on this day that Treasurer Lynn Jenkins was left behind with only a sign.... and a step stool... RIP, Lynn for Congress... RIP"

Anonymous said...

Jim: "Its moments like this that I remember I'm a Congressman!"

Anonymous said...

(a step stool...i love it!)


*Jim Ryun whispering*

George? When will all these scary people leave?

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Anonymous said...

Sorry about that...deleting a failed attempt at posting a hyperlink.

-BB

Anonymous said...

"I'm Jim Ryun, and I approved of this President."

Anonymous said...

Damnit, Scott! You said I'd be tall enough if i got on your shoulders!

Stand on that chair!

Anonymous said...

On Ryun's other hand....

"And this is my little friend Mr. Head - Mr. Head this is Mr. President"

Mr. Head: "Well howdy do Mr. President"

President: "Jim... I can see your lips moving..."

Anonymous said...

Dumb and Dumber

Anonymous said...

Bush thought bubble:

"Fuck...we're losing in Kansas....KANSAS of all places...how many more years of this do i have?

I wonder if I can president from Crawford from now on...."

Anonymous said...

"Is it pat or grasp the rear end that means good job?"

Anonymous said...

Bush thought bubble:

"I wish Lil' Grins would stop jumping up and down with that damn sign.

I knew I shouldn't have given her a nickname."

Anonymous said...

Bush thought bubble:

"I wish that Boyda chick was still a Republican...she's a lot foxier than this stiff.

"Heh. Stiff."

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